Don't Trust Him

Despite the smirk, the "come hither" look in his eyes, and the kitschy yet funny polka-dotted boxers, he and his Jesus will screw you over.



He also likes his porn still. Naughty boy. What would Jesus think? Let alone mommy? Here's a "recent" order:


Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:49:24 -0800
Subject: Order Confirmation
www.westhollywoodvideo.com
IPO Videos
WeHoVideo
2530 Corporate Place A107
Monterey Park, CA 91754 USA
(818) 249-9931
Order # 837792
Information
E-Mail Address: joeynelson

Billing Information
Tulsa, OK 74115

Shipping Information
Joey Nelson
[EDIT] New Haven
Tulsa, OK 74115

Date Customer # Shipping Method Credit Card # Expires
11/14/2007 110741 US Priority Mail - (3-5 days delivery)


Items From Our Adult Section
27049 Hot House Video - Communion (DVD) $54.95 1 $54.95



www.westhollywoodvideo.com
Credit Cards Bill discretely as "IPO 8182499931"
Subtotal: $54.95
Discount: $0.00
Tax: $0.00
Shipping: $4.50
Total: $59.45

Hot House video, huh? I remember when you used to like Randy Blue. Oh well. Times change; people change.

What an ass!

No, really. He still owes me $11,500.

YouTube and 15 Minutes of Fame

Do you know this man?

His name is Joey Nelson. He borrows money and doesn't pay it back. He has lived in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Seattle, WA, San Francisco, CA, New York, NY, and back to Tulsa.

God knows where he is now (although our spies have told us he's still in Tulsa. . . lucky him).

If you happen to see him, tell him to pay back his ex the $11,500 he owes.

Karma's a bitch.